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If ‘ifs’ and ‘ans’ where pots and pans …

If we could achieve our aims by merely wishing, life would be very easy.

The archaic conjunction ‘an’ means the same as ‘if’. It comes on one of Mother Goose’s Nursery Rhymes:

If ‘ifs’ and ‘ans’
Were pots and pans
There’s be no work for tinkers!

Tinkers are menders of pots and pans, and if  ‘if’ were magically transformed into a new kitchen utensil every time it was said, there would be no need for their service. But there is always an ‘if’.

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